Hey, gentlemen and ladies put on your seatbelts, and get ready for a ride of absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolutely thrilling ride, in more ways than one. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an humorous horror film that will be sure to make you scratch at your brain, and considering the life choices of both bears and drug traffickers.


Cocaine Bear

The moment you meet the stunning Andrew C Thornton, played beautifully by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're in for an exciting ride. He's a smuggler with style along with grace. And a way of dropping his shipment in the most unfortunate places. The only thing he knew was of the possibility that he could without knowing it, create a legend for this century--the "Cocaine Bear!"

Let go of what believe that you know about bears and their nutritional preferences. The movie takes an obscene stance and postulates that when bears take cocaine, they don't simply party; they become bloodthirsty creatures! Get over it, Godzilla but there's an upcoming king in town, and this is a bear who has a obsession with powdered substances.

Our cast of characters, like the police who are bumbling or the incompetent criminals and innocent pedestrians who weren't able to locate their way to a sack of newspaper are sure to leave you in stitches. Their collective incompetence will be incredible to witness. If you ever find yourself at a loss for something to laugh about you can imagine Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell, trying to solve any crime, without accidentally shooting one another.

We must not forget our courageous adventurers, Olaf as well as Elsa. No, not the ones that appear on "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon an incredible treasure trove of Colombian quality, and in the blink of an eye you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become people who will be targets of Cocaine bear's unstoppable craving. The truth is, who wants an Disney princess when you have an aggressive, sniffing bear out in the open?

It strikes the right tension between humour and horror with its humor, making you laugh when you laugh and then grip your popcorn in fear the next. The number of bodies in the film rises quicker than those hairs that hang on your head so you'll have to cheer for every loss with great satisfaction. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.

And now, let's talk about the ultimate showdown. Picture this: a waterfall running in the background our courageous family composed of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry eager to face one (blog post) of the most formidable creatures in our world, Cocaine Bear. It's an epic struggle for over a century, filled with explosives, roars from the bear, as well as enough white powder to challenge Tony Montana to shame. Just when you think it's over you, it's brought back by a cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to the legendary scale.

Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have the flaws. Its editing is as unsteady and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel leaving you scratching your head and wondering if the film reel actually served as a scratching post. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear CGI looks amazing. It is a show-stealing bear and the editing team seemed to appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush themselves.

This film is a cocktail of tensions, double cross-crossings and unforeseen bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll and you're leaving the theater with a smile at the top of your head, keep in mind his final warning to the audience: Don't feed bears anything, particularly drugs or fellow hiking buddies. It's a guarantee that it won't bring any good luck to anyone.

You're now ready to grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get yourself immersed in the wild world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a cinematic adventure unlike anything else which will have you in amazement, and pondering the force of bears along with their mysterious party possibilities.